The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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