I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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