I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
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maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
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I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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