I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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