Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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