he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
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he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
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Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
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