Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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