wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
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