oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
He shit in the fireplace
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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