is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
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Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
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The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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