dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
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Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
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I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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