the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
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Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
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You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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