i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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