I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Drake has all the answers
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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