HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
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the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
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A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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