so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
why is half of my head shaved?
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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