is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
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