We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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