so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
he just fucked me for my cheese..
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
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