Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
ugly people sure do ruin things
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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