i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
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It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
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Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
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Have fun and good luck.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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