he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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