dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
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Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
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I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
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