its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
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