Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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