Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
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