Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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