Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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