i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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