What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
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