I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
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From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
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I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
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