North Korea, Best Korea!
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
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She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
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The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
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