seriously i just wanna be friends
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I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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