that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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