btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
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