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It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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