Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
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Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
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You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
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