He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
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All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
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If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Damn victory sex feels great
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