if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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