if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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