You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Even my vagina gasped.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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