I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
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