idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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