can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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