shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
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He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
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It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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