He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
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Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
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Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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