I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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