I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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