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(516): View more from New York

Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee

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(907): View more from Alaska

Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.

(1-907): View more from Alaska

Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..

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(907): View more from Alaska

He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since

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(402): View more from Nebraska

underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic

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(480): View more from Arizona

We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."

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(928): View more from Arizona

YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?

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...and?

(928): View more from Arizona

I hate when you're right.

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(519): View more from Ontario

Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!

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(602): View more from Arizona

I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.

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