We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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