10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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