Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
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I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
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The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
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