so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
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I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
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It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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